i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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