i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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