Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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