I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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