After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
