Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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