At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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