but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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