Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
