he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
