Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i barfeds in our rink
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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