How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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