Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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