The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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