D3 body, D1 cock
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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