You work out of a Hotel?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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