STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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