How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
