Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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