Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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