if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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