I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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