Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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