Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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