its not stalking. its research.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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