speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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