i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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