He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Sorry my hands just texted you
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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