I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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