Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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