I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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