cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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