In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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