good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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