Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
