jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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