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go home
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I need moral support for this bender
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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