Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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