and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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