where am i from again
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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