you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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