this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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