This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
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