I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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