Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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