It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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