Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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