Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i think i just lost a toe
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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