Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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