OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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