chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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