I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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